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Chicken Jokes

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
A: It wanted to get to the other site !

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
A: An alarm cluck !

Q: What does an alarm cluck say ?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: How long do chickens work ?
A: Around the cluck !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done !

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
A: Because it ran out of cluck !

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A: A cuckoo cluck !

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
A: She was tickled to death !

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down !

Q: Why don't chickens like people ?
A: They beat eggs !

Q: Why did the rooster run away ?
A: He was chicken !

Q: What do chickens grow on ?
A: Eggplants !

Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
A: Because talk is cheep !

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs !

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
A: She laid a sidewalk !

Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
A: She kicked the bucket !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line !

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics !

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health ?
A: Not if you're the chicken !

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
A: Coop-cakes !

Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
A: An eggroll !

Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
A: The bombshell !

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
A: Fry-day !

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
A: It eggs-plodes !