Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
A: The Lizard of Oz !
Q: What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
Q: What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
Q: What do you call a rich frog ?
Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
Q: What kind of bull doesn't have horns ?
Q: What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
Q: Where do frogs keep their money ?
Q: What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
Q: What did the bus conductor ay to the frog ?
Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
Q: When is a car like a frog ?
Q: Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
Q: What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Q: Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet ?