Q: What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?
A: Sleep in the wardrobe !
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?
Q: What's a snakes second favourite dance ?
Q: What did one snake say to another ?
Q: Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Q: What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
Q: What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?
Q: Why are snakes hard to fool ?
Q: What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Q: What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
Q: Why did the viper want to become a python ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
Q: What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
Q: What do most people do when they see a python ?
Q: What subject are snakes good at school ?
Q: What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
Q: What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
Q: What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
Q: What did the python say to the viper ?
Q: What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?